Boss: Where were you born?
Lal Bujhakkad : India...
Boss: which part?
Lal Bujhakkad : What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India.
Lal Bujhakkad and his friend were fixing a bomb in a car.
Friend: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Lal Bujhakkad: Dont worry, I have one more.
Lal Bujhakkad: What is the name of your car?
Shabbo: I forgot the name, but it starts with 'T'.
Lal Bujhakkad: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.